Bushwise Diaries – Episode 4 has been birthed!

…and with every birth, there must be a death. In this case, a rotten stinking death with hooves, horns and the half-chewed facial expression of a celebrity being papped with a prostitute. Really, those lions and hyenas must be more hungry than I’ve ever been – even on a rancid cider hangover that demands carbohydrates on a global scale – to be able to swallow down the miserable rankness of a corpse that’s been sitting in the sun for a few days. But then, I guess it’s a bit more honest than the fast food chains who roll it up in a patty and put it in a bun. So, !WARNING!, if you enjoy the lips and a*seholes that constitute a Big M*c, then you’ll enjoy this, because it has similar fare. You may even salivate onto your nice new frock. Me? It proper puts me off my beetroot. Ladythings and gentlemonks, I welcome you to Episode 4…

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